[00:10.68]HA``Hey```ha~Hey
[00:14.87]“你咪嘈搞到帮唔到
[00:17.69]无嘢做等到发晒毛
[00:20.03]HA HE~ HA HE
[00:24.07]我咁嘈咪怕听唔到
[00:27.28]返乡下耕田仲好
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[00:31.76]撞到呢个时势附身家见晒底
[00:34.20]博晒命做份人工得鸡碎咁多
[00:36.53]加多两份part-time做足十几个钟
[00:38.97]天未光。五点几。我就要起身
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[00:56.85]百万五冻过水董董写份report俾人port
[01:00.44]系咁port系咪想好多人都无做份job！
[01:02.94]咪扮懵 你做嘅嘢全部都系捉虫
[01:05.05]搞到超人咁红因住俾拉登睇中
[01:07.92]HA``He```ha~HE
[01:11.90]“你咪嘈搞到帮唔到
[01:14.93]无嘢做等到发晒毛
[01:17.60]HA HE~ HA HE
[01:21.57]我咁嘈咪怕听唔到
[01:24.67]返乡下耕田仲好
[01:27.42]一家大细走咗入去东提度假
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[01:41.21]喂~唔好发梦`唔系做紧百万富翁
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[01:48.47]你唔识点转驳佢只脚又唔识托
[01:50.87]人工有唔加file每日都有两打
[01:53.24]今期实要冻薪唔使减肥我都会瘦身
[01:55.42]几经辛苦先读完呢个博士学位
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[02:02.71]话晒我系福建大学读过调你老母嗨
[02:05.46]HA``He```ha~HE
[02:09.74]“你咪嘈搞到帮唔到
[02:12.89]无嘢做等到发晒毛
[02:15.16]HA HE~ HA HE
[02:19.76]我咁嘈咪怕听唔到
[02:22.33]返乡下耕田仲好
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[03:10.47]果阵有面嘅时候能晚晚落club有挞骨
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[03:17.32]日日大鱼大肉而家咸鱼送白粥
[03:19.68]我想中六合彩中马唔使咁穷
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[04:15.14]返乡下耕田仲好