[00:16.54]Last night downtown I was drinking the booze
[00:19.52]Like it was going out of style
[00:22.01]My whole head got light
[00:23.41]I lost my eyesight
[00:25.04]I ain''''t been that drunk in awhile
[00:27.93]Along about 1 I spotted a queen
[00:30.49]And I started to make my move
[00:33.05]Aw, she was believing every line I was laying
[00:36.08]Lord I was just too cool
[00:38.57]Well I thought I died and gone to heaven
[00:41.62]But lord did I look like a fool
[00:44.12]Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
[00:46.98]But at 10 I woke up with a 2
[00:49.61]
[00:51.13]Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
[00:53.85]But at 10 I woke up with a 2
[00:56.65]I''''ve got 20/20 vision when I ain''''t drinking
[00:59.40]But lord when I do I lose
[01:02.10]I ain''''t never gone to bed with an uglier woman
[01:05.11]But I sure woke up with a few
[01:07.63]Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
[01:10.33]But at 10 I woke up with a 2
[01:13.30]
[01:17.30]Well I made up my mind
[01:18.72]I was never gonna find
[01:20.15]Myself in that condition again
[01:23.26]But here I sit on the same barstool
[01:25.64]And just look at the shape I''''m in
[01:28.32]I done spotted me another queen
[01:31.57]Sitting at a table alone
[01:33.74]So I strolled on over and sat myself down
[01:36.80]And asked if I can take her home
[01:39.52]When she said yes, I thought I''''d been blessed
[01:42.38]But boy did I look like a fool
[01:44.85]Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
[01:47.68]But at 10 I woke up with a 2
[01:50.76]
[01:51.78]Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
[01:54.55]But at 10 I woke up with a 2
[01:57.71]I''''ve got 20/20 vision when I ain''''t drinking
[02:00.12]But lord when I do I lose
[02:02.85]I ain''''t never gone to bed with an uglier woman
[02:05.69]But I sure woke up with a few
[02:08.32]Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
[02:11.02]But at 10 I woke up with a 2
[02:14.12]
[02:15.40]Now you may laugh
[02:16.77]But if you''''ve got the cash
[02:18.05]I''''ll bet you 10 to 1 you have too