The car won''t start--
it''s falling apart falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows--got a run in my hose
My hair went fiat--man, I hate that (hate that)

Just when I thought things couldn''t get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress--i must confess
This could be worse than pms

[Bridge]
This job ain''t worth the pay
Can''t wait ''til the end of the day
Honey, I''m on my way
Hey! hey! hey! hey!

[Chorus]
Honey, I''m home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I''m back, my head''s killing me
I need to relax and watch tv
Get off the phone--give the dog a bone
Hey! hey! honey, I''m home!

I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud ''cause it hurts like hell
This job''s a pain--it''s so mundane
It sure don''t stimulate my brain

[Bridge]
[Chorus]

Oh, rub my neck will you

[Chorus]

I''m home, that feels much better