[00:01.95]Yea, yea yea yea yea yea yea
[00:07.33]okay, alright, yo, yo
[00:12.87]yao, yao,
[00:15.09]alright Im gonna lay the chorus first
[00:19.28]here we go now
[00:20.95]
[00:21.63]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
[00:26.26]thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her
[00:31.50]because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
[00:36.94]thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom
[00:41.79]
[00:42.63]My mom my mom I know youre probably
[00:44.60]tired of hearing bout my mom oh ho whoa ho
[00:48.15]but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
[00:50.66]and how I became hooked on va-hal yuh-hum
[00:53.43]Valium was in everything, food that I ate
[00:56.07]the water that I drank, fuckin peas in my plate
[00:58.54]she sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
[01:01.35]so everyday Id have at least three stomach aches
[01:03.88]now tell me, what kind of mother would wanna see her
[01:06.75]son grow up to be an undera-fuckin-cheaver
[01:09.33]my teacher didnt think I was gonna be nothing either
[01:12.05]What the fuck ya sticking gum up under the fuckin seat for?
[01:14.80]Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether
[01:17.46]either that or the mother fuckers been puffing refer
[01:20.04]but all this huffing and puffing wasnt what it was either
[01:22.72]it was neither, I was buzzing but it wasnt what she thought
[01:25.47]pee in a tea cup? Bitch you aint my keeper
[01:28.17]Im sleeping, what the fuck you keep on fuckin with me for?
[01:30.62]slut you need to leave me the, fuck alone I aint playing
[01:33.23]go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin zebra
[01:35.99]
[01:36.23]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
[01:40.80]thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her
[01:46.15]because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
[01:51.41]thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom
[01:56.56]
[01:57.56]Wait a minute, this aint dinner this is paint thinner
[02:00.43]You ate it yesterday I aint hear no complaints did I?
[02:03.03]now heres a plate full of pain killers
[02:04.72]now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes
[02:07.49]you little mother fucker Ill make you sit there and make
[02:10.58]that retarded fuckin face without even tasting it
[02:13.35]you better lick the fuckin plate you aint wasting it
[02:15.73]put your face in it fore I throw you in the basement again
[02:18.88]and I aint giving in, youre gonna just sit there in one fuckin place ???
[02:22.84]till next Thanksgiving and if you still aint finished it
[02:25.37]Ill use the same shit again then when I make spinach dip
[02:28.10]itll be placed in that shit, you little shit
[02:30.46]wanna sit there and play innocent
[02:32.06]a rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it
[02:35.03]child support? Your father he aint sent the shit
[02:37.48]and so what if he did its none of your dang business kid
[02:40.03]
[02:40.29]my mom, theres no one else quite like my mom
[02:43.86]I know I should let bygones be bygones
[02:46.55]but shes the reason why am high what Im high on
[02:50.24]
[02:50.71]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
[02:55.40]thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her
[03:00.75]because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
[03:06.05]thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom
[03:11.12]
[03:12.14]My mom loved Valium now all I am is a party animal I am what I am
[03:17.23]but Im strong to the finish with me Valium spinach
[03:20.07]but my buzz only lasts about two minutes
[03:22.70]but I dont wanna swallow it without chewing it
[03:25.38]I cant even write a rhyme without doing it
[03:27.86]My Valium, My Valium
[03:33.14]
[03:33.39]Man I never thought that I could ever be
[03:35.39]a drug addict, nah fuck that I cant have it happen to me
[03:38.53]but thats actually what has ended up happening
[03:41.12]a tragedy, a fuckin passing it up catching me
[03:44.10]and its probably where I got acquainted with the taste aint it?
[03:46.92]pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom beautiful
[03:49.24]she killed the fuckin dog with the medicine she done fed it
[03:52.06]feed it a fuckin Aspirin and say that it has a headache
[03:54.63]Here wanna snack, you hungry you fuckin brat?
[03:57.13]look at that, its a Xanax take it and take a nap, eat it
[04:00.35]but I dont need it, well fuck it then break it up
[04:02.50]take a little piece then beat before you wake Nathan up
[04:05.73]alright ma you win, I dont feel like arguing
[04:08.11]Ill do it, pop it gobble it and start wobbling
[04:10.69]stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, tripped then I fall in bed
[04:13.41]with a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head
[04:16.00]
[04:16.26]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
[04:20.76]thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her
[04:26.03]because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
[04:31.41]thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom