[00:01.73]I was born with a dick in my brain
[00:03.70]Yea fucked in the head
[00:04.94]My step-father said that I sucked in the bed
[00:07.48]'Til one night he snuck in and said
[00:09.30]We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
[00:12.43]"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"
[00:14.82]After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
[00:17.15]Bust a nut, get some rest
[00:18.46]The next day my mother said,
[00:19.72]"I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid"
[00:22.11]The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared
[00:24.59]He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
[00:27.08]Jeffrey don't let that fucker get you upset
[00:29.40]Go in there stick a fucking cigarette to his neck
[00:31.96]I bet you he's faking it, I bet you
[00:33.72]I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get
[00:36.94]I'll go handle this of course unless you object
[00:39.18]Ah, go fuck his brains out if any is left in his head
[00:41.40]
[00:41.77]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[00:44.24]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[00:46.72]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[00:49.07]Is he nuts? No, he's insane
[00:51.99]
[00:52.22]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[00:54.02]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[00:56.53]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[00:58.87]Is he nuts? No, he's insane
[01:01.52]
[01:01.78]You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off
[01:03.87]I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw
[01:06.32]Then he took the chainsaw bit the fucking blades off
[01:08.78]Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
[01:11.23]Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
[01:13.67]Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
[01:16.15]Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
[01:18.59]That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong
[01:21.03]Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
[01:23.55]And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
[01:25.90]Then he took his pants he took every fucking thing off
[01:28.40]Everything except his tank top and his training bra
[01:30.81]Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog
[01:33.21]Man that motherfuckers gangsta, ain't he dog?
[01:35.66]Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours?
[01:38.14]Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for? Sing along.
[01:40.67]
[01:40.93]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[01:42.98]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[01:45.48]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[01:47.83]Is he nuts? No, he's insane
[01:50.59]
[01:50.97]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[01:52.77]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[01:55.22]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[01:57.61]Is he nuts? No, he's insane
[02:00.30]
[02:00.51]Don't you know what felch means? (Yea)
[02:01.89]Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?
[02:05.11]Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching
[02:07.53]Burp belch and go back for a second helping
[02:09.97]Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me?
[02:12.45]I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me
[02:14.91]Fuck a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping
[02:17.29]Shady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me!
[02:19.78]What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fucking melting!
[02:22.28]Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being
[02:24.67]No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing
[02:27.16]I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see
[02:29.59]I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
[02:32.00]She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
[02:34.46]But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey
[02:36.90]Well this is called Ass-Rape and we should do the Jail scene
[02:39.21]
[02:39.52]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[02:41.81]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[02:44.26]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[02:46.61]Is he nuts? No, he's insane
[02:49.37]
[02:49.65]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[02:51.57]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[02:54.08]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[02:56.41]Is he nuts? No, he's insane