[ar:Eminem]

[ti:almost famous]

[00:29.66]Yeah, can't stop now...

[00:30.21]This maybe the last chance I get, to be famous

[00:31.56]You dream of trading places, I have been changing faces

[00:37.56]You cannot fill these shoes, there is too much to lose

[00:43.16]Wake up behind these trenches, you run around defenceless

[00:49.16]There is too much to lose, You cannot fill these shoes

[00:54.96]I just wanna be famous

[00:55.76]But be careful what you wish for!

[00:58.41]I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist, they call me Slim Rothelsberger

[01:01.61]I get beserker than a fed up postal worker

[01:05.36]A murker with a mossberg, I'm pissed off, get murdered

[01:07.76]Like someone took a ketchup squirter, squirted a frankfurter

[01:10.07]For a gangsta, you should of shit your pants when you saw

[01:14.06]The chainsaw get to waving like a terrible dial

[01:16.96]I faced her around when his fangs come out, get your brains blown out

[01:19.86]That's what I call blowing your mind, when I come back like ?? your spine

[01:22.46]I'm a thumbtac that you slept on son

[01:24.96]Now here I come screaming "attack" like I stepped on one!

[01:28.21]Lowering the totem til' he showed 'em, defiance, giant scrotum

[01:30.42]He don't owe them bitches shit, his bridges, he out wrote 'em

[01:34.27]He's so out cold, he's knocked out at the south pole and

[01:36.52]Nobody fucks with him, rigamortis and post-mortem

[01:38.32]He's dying of boredom, take your best rhymes, record 'em

[01:42.08]Then try to thwart him, he'll take your punchlines and snort 'em

[01:44.87]Shit stained drawers, you gon' fuck with the guy that licks the blades of his chainsaws

[01:48.83]While he dips 'em in ? sauce?

[01:50.88]Game's off homie, hang it up like some crank calls

[01:53.28]You think I'm backing down, you must be out your dang skulls!

[01:55.73]I'm almost famous

[01:57.03]You dream of trading places, I have been changing faces

[02:03.08]You cannot fill these shoes, there is too much to lose

[02:08.68]Wake up behind these trenches, you run around defenceless

[02:14.78]There is too much to lose, You cannot fill these shoes

[02:19.58]I just wanna be famous

[02:20.48]But be careful what you wish for!

[02:24.68]I'm back for revenge, I lost the battle, that ain't happening again

[02:27.49]I'm at your throat like strep, I step strapped with a pen

[02:30.93]Metaphors wrote on my hand, some are distorting my mem-ory

[02:33.89]Some are wrote on a napkin, do what I have to to win

[02:36.74]Pulling out all stops, any who touch a mic prior

[02:38.79]Is not even Austin Powers, how the fuck are they Mike Myers

[02:41.94]And tell that psycho to pass the torch to the whacko 'for

[02:45.14]I take a shit in his jackolantern then smash it on his porch

[02:47.89]Now get off my dick, dick's too short of a word for my dick

[02:51.49]Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick!

[02:53.94]Don't call me the champ, call me the space shuttle destroyer

[02:56.29]I just blew up the challenger, matter of fact, I need a lawyer

[02:59.79]I just laced my gloves with enough plaster to make a cast

[03:02.54]Beat his ass naked and pee'd in his corner like Verne Troyer

[03:05.19]Ya'll are Eminem backwards, you're menime's

[03:07.09]See he's in a-whole-nother weight class, his slugs your BB's

[03:10.14]Your bean bag bullets, you're full of it, you were dissing his CD's

[03:14.04]Laughed at Infinite, now he's back like someone pissed in his wheeties

[03:16.54]No peace treaty's, he's turned into a beast

[03:18.44]His new Slim Shady EP's got the attention of the might DRE

[03:21.14]He's almost famous

[03:22.54]You dream of trading places, I have been changing faces

[03:29.09]You cannot fill these shoes, there is too much to lose

[03:34.69]Wake up behind these trenches, you run around defenceless

[03:40.45]There is too much to lose, You cannot fill these shoes

[03:46.10]I just wanna be famous

[03:46.90]But be careful what you wish for!

[03:50.30]Now there he goes, in Dre's studio, cupping his balls

[03:53.10]Screaming the wood off the panelling, cussing the paint off the walls

[03:56.35]Spewing his hate to these haters, showing no love for these broads

[03:59.20]He ain't giving 'em shit, he's scissor pinch a penny so hard

[04:02.25]He'll leave a bruise on the brawn so dark

[04:04.25]You can see the mark when it scars, til Abraham Lincoln is screaming out "AHHH!"

[04:07.55]His metaphors and similies ain't similar to them not at all

[04:10.85]If they don't like they can all get fucked, instead of sucking him off

[04:13.80]They can go get a belt or a neck tie, to hang themselves by

[04:16.35]Like David Carridy, they can go fuck themselves and just die

[04:19.55]And eat shit while they at it, he's fucking had it

[04:22.15]He's mad at the whole world, so go to hell and build a snowman, girl

[04:25.40]The bullies become bullied, the pussies get pushed

[04:27.40]They better pull me, take me back to 9th grade to school me

[04:30.95]Cause I ain't looking back only forward, this whole spot blowing

[04:33.45]Who coulda known he'd grow to be a poet and not know it

[04:36.61]And while I'm being poetic, let me get a stork

[04:38.71]And raise the bar higher than my opinion of these women ?

[04:42.36]So bare witness to some biblical shit

[04:44.01]As the cold wind blowing, this world ain't gonna know what hit it, he did it, he made it, he's finally famous!