Hello Cobain come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don''''t be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my Face

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can''''t see I''''m really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was Shamed
I was Shamed
I was shamed

I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and Cut me up
I die smothered in Andy''''s butt

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved