[00:04.14]Yeah! Ladies and Gentlemen
[00:06.30]我系你地既节目主持人
[00:08.58]我唔系A君唔系B君
[00:10.12]我叫做C君 C！君子个君
[00:14.53]我要人人开开心心个个兴兴奋奋
[00:18.13][01:26.32][02:34.56]跟我讲下英文ABC君
[00:21.57][01:23.02][01:29.77][02:31.30][02:37.98]人人开开心心个个兴兴奋奋
[00:24.89][01:33.15][02:41.46]头晕晕晕晕晕脚un un
[00:28.22]未听过有我C君呢一个人
[00:31.45]未听过我个大名你认真孤陋寡闻
[00:34.98]你听过我只歌就不枉此生
[00:38.01]不过你未听过未听过
[00:41.44]喂你俾一俾面听一听我呢一只歌
[00:44.90]你听一听会精一精叻再听会开心好多
[00:48.28]咪睇我又肥又矮好似一粒马蹄
[00:51.47]其实我生鬼过生鬼多计过矮仔
[00:53.96]有冇兴趣今晚Book个房倾下计仔
[00:55.90]Ho~各位各位
[00:57.15]人至怕跪时米至怕西
[00:59.45]MC至怕唔见左支咪
[01:00.84]C君至怕见唔到各位
[01:02.55][01:05.98]行上黎行上黎
[01:04.42]Come on Come on Come on
[01:10.27][02:19.13]OK 各位观众
[01:12.11][02:21.36]我想问ABC之后系个咩字呀？(君!)
[01:16.11][02:25.10]冇错　咁我地大家一齐讲一次
[01:19.60][02:28.12]“ABC君EFG” Come on
[01:36.13]拿拿拿拿拿临临逼上黎
[01:38.07]又零零临临听我Rap
[01:40.04]兹兹斟斟识上黎
[01:41.46]又um um沉沉讲我叻
[01:43.51]Wao咪吱叽吱叽走得咁快
[01:46.17]你吱叽走得咁快
[01:47.77]肯定会后悔冇俾我界
[01:49.60]你比我博一博比我上一上位
[01:53.11]你比我Hip一Hip Hop比我Rap下歌仔
[01:56.44]再比我创一创作比我搵餐晏仔
[01:59.83]我受人二分四内分泌
[02:02.16]都就黎失调冇昆你
[02:03.98]我昆你都冇奖
[02:05.42]我真系识睇相
[02:07.18]我睇你个面相
[02:08.53]都应该好Like我D说唱
[02:11.39]不如唔岩咁呢
[02:12.79]大家拍下手掌呢
[02:44.29]我要人人人人开开心心
[02:48.23][02:55.04]um um 沉沉讲C君C君
[02:51.61]人人人人开开心心