[00:09.49]Translation
[00:10.29]So you can suck my dick if you dont like, my shit
[00:14.77]Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha!
[00:19.92]Two pills I pop, til my pupils swell up like two pennies
[00:23.43]Im Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties
[00:25.25]A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass
[00:28.25]so the rats cant chew through his last pants
[00:29.94]Im like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning
[00:32.41]Frightened with five little white Vicadin pills bitin him
[00:34.79]Im like a fuckin wasp in the hospital lost
[00:37.23]Stingin the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls
[00:39.69]I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
[00:42.14]Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle
[00:44.79]So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin
[00:46.99]Swifty Bitch its too late
[00:48.41]Eminem Cause once youre hung from the drapes, its curtains
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[00:50.12]Swifty
[00:50.47]Im an instigator, .380 slug penetrator
[00:52.08]Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters
[00:54.39]Accused for every crime known through the equator
[00:57.11]They knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin blood on my gators
[00:59.36]My weedll hit yo chest like a double barrel gauge an
[01:02.17]Im a black grenade thatll blow up in yo face BLAM
[01:04.93]With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi I do shit on purpose
[01:07.90]You never hear me say, "Forgive me"
[01:09.59]Im snatchin every penny - it gotta be that way nigga, face it
[01:12.33]That weed I sold to you, Brigade laced it
[01:14.41]You hidin, I make the president get a facelift
[01:16.84]Niggaz just afraid, handin me they bracelets
[01:19.50]Chillin in the lab wasted
[01:21.21]Im the type thatll drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic
[01:24.16]Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site
[01:27.04]And even at the Million Man March, we gon fight
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[01:29.48]Chorus: Eminem
[01:29.77]So you can suck my dick if you dont like, my shit
[01:33.80]Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
[01:38.85]Cause I dont give a fuck if you dont like, my shit
[01:43.68]Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
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[01:48.62]Bizarre
[01:49.18]Im a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire
[01:51.62]Slashin your tires, flyin down Fenkel and Meyers
[01:54.38]Plates expired, soon as Im hired, Im fired
[01:56.60]Jackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire
[01:58.90](Hey, is Bizarre performing?) Bitch didnt you read the flyer?
[02:01.37]Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor
[02:04.01](Arent you a male dancer?) Nah bitch, Im retired
[02:06.29]Fuckin your bitch in the ass with a tire iron
[02:08.90]Im ripped, Im on an acid trip
[02:11.12]My DJs in a coma for lettin the record skip.. needle pops
[02:13.87]Lettin the record skip.. needle pops
[02:16.32]Lettin the record skip.. needle pops(Damn!)
[02:17.10]DJ reverses the record and scratches it back on beat
[02:19.45]Im fuckin anything when Im snortin
[02:20.97]Its gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion
[02:23.61]dog whines Some bitch asked for my autograph
[02:26.05]I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed
[02:28.46]I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam
[02:31.05]All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom
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[02:33.76]Proof
[02:34.14]Aiyyo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack
[02:36.85]Weed laced with somethin gun cocks nigga pass that
[02:39.37]In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats
[02:41.69]At a Stop the Violence rally, I blast gats
[02:44.41]Be your mom on publishin, get your ASCAP-ped
[02:47.28]The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack
[02:49.37]Run your motherfuckin pockets, ASAP
[02:51.97]I dont need a platinum chain, bitch I snatch Shaqs
[02:54.31]Born loser, half theif and half black
[02:56.38]Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at
[02:59.27]Bitch smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked
[03:01.84]and found chopped up in a trash bag
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[03:03.66]Kuniva
[03:03.96]We stranglin rappers until the point they cant yell
[03:05.52]cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales
[03:08.37]Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace
[03:10.67]Gruesome, and causin more violence than nine hoodlums
[03:13.06]I grapple your adams apple until it crackle
[03:15.64]Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you
[03:18.24]Get executed, cuz Im a "Luni"
[03:20.22]I got a "Yukmouth" and its polluted
[03:21.89]I cock it back then shoot it
[03:23.31]I love snatchin up players thugs and young ballers
[03:25.64]Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers
[03:27.96]Brigade barricade to bring the noise
[03:30.35]While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys
[03:32.69]If I go solo, Im doin a song with Bolo
[03:35.13]A big Chinese nigga, screamin "Kuniva yo yo.."
[03:37.88]I leave ya face leakin, run up in church
[03:40.23]and smack the preacher while hes preachin
[03:42.04]Take a swing at the deacon
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[03:43.23]on Artis
[03:43.60]I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight
[03:45.29]I was straight til I got caught sellin em shake
[03:47.51]Im ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent
[03:50.10]I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent
[03:52.44]with the superintendents daughter, my brains out of order
[03:55.07]Ive been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin in water
[03:57.52]In cahoots with this nigga named Carlisle Von
[04:00.11]who got fired from UPS for tryin to send you a bomb
[04:02.43](Special delivery!) I signed to a local label for fun
[04:03.90]Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run
[04:07.55]Driveby you in the rain while you carry your son
[04:09.72]Call your house and hang up on you for not givin me none
[04:12.24]Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun
[04:14.68]Got a reputation for havin niggaz runnin they funds
[04:17.29]Used to be the type of nigga that was foldin some ones
[04:19.66]til I met your fat mama, now Im rollin in dough
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[04:22.41]Chorus
[04:22.88]So you can suck my dick if you dont like, my shit
[04:27.03]Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
[04:31.98]Cause I dont give a fuck if you dont like, my shit
[04:36.82]Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
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[04:41.99]Eminem
[04:42.49]Haha.. suck my motherfuckin dick
[04:48.24]D-12.. Dirty motherfuckin Dozen
[04:57.46]Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands
[05:02.65]Bizarre kid
[05:06.08]Swifty McVeigh
[05:09.45]The Kon Artis
[05:11.29]The Kuniva
[05:13.57]Dirty Harry
[05:15.98]Haha, and Slim Shady..