[00:12.18]There ought to be a town out there,
[00:14.33]Named for how I feel.
[00:19.07]Yeah I could be the mayor down there,
[00:22.01]And say welcome to Sorryville.
[00:27.47]It won''''t be on a map nowhere,
[00:29.78]You might say that it doesn''''t exist,
[00:34.81]But if you make enough wrong turns
[00:38.08]It''''d be hard to miss.
[00:41.25]
[00:41.55]There ought to be a bridge somewhere
[00:44.17]They could dedicate to me.
[00:48.67]I''''d probably come to the ceremony
[00:51.22]With a can of gasoline;
[00:57.00]Walk on over to the other side
[00:59.39]And there I''''d light a match
[01:04.98]And sit and stare through the smoke and the flames
[01:07.54]Wonderin'''' how I''''m ever gonna get back.
[01:10.29]
[01:10.99]Why do I do the things I do?
[01:13.87]Was I born this way?
[01:15.33]Am I a self-made fool?
[01:16.90]I shoot the lights and curse the dark;
[01:20.05]I need your love but I break your heart;
[01:23.29]And I know the words that''''ll bring you back,
[01:26.32]But I don''''t say nothin'''' as I watch you pack.
[01:29.74]I had to work to be the jerk I''''ve come to be;
[01:36.88]It ain''''t easy bein'''' me.
[01:47.91][01:40.10]
[01:51.31]Ought to be a side show act for freaks like me;
[01:58.28]Yeah I could be the star of the show
[02:01.21]With my name on the marquee.
[02:06.79]In a room with a big red button
[02:09.09]that says "Do Not Touch,"
[02:14.64]And twice a day I''''d mash it down
[02:16.68]And you could watch me self-destruct.
[02:19.53]
[02:20.25]Why do I do the things I do?
[02:22.98]Was I born this way?
[02:24.54]Am I a self-made fool?
[02:26.14]I shoot the lights and curse the dark;
[02:29.19]I need your love but I break your heart;
[02:32.55]And I know the words that''''ll bring you back,
[02:35.55]But I don''''t say nothin'''' as I watch you pack.
[02:38.97]I had to work to be the jerk I''''ve come to be;
[02:45.12]It ain''''t easy bein'''' me.